thespacegoat:

straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow

(via nihora)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

(via midnightdrearyy)

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

(Source: loganlermen, via matchmeetgasoline)

bananas ROTAT E

yungterra:

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banan a

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rotato faster banana

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go

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g      O

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can u fEel it„ b a n an ba ?

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yES FEEL TH e SPED

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WE HAV REAHCED MXAIMUN VLELOCIPY

(Source: yungterra, via narry-perfection)

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

(via midnightdrearyy)